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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 9:36am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:53am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:30am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 3:16pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2017 @ 2:26pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 8:25am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2018 @ 7:45am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:28am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 9:09am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 8:40am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:30am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:53am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 10:17am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 3:53am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 10:36am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 11:37am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 6:21am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 2:26am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 3:53am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:28am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 2:33pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:06am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:08am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:22am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:46pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:17am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 11:52am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:56am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:05am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 12:26pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:44pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:29am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.