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JUEGAZO AMIGO RECOMENDADO PARA BARDEAR VIEJAS

Rules of Brawlhalla
Crappy Internet = Instant lose
Bad at game = Lose to spammers
Good at game = Lose to smurfs
Unbalanced heroes = Lose
Bad keyboard = Lose
Bad teammate = Lose
FFA as a platinum = Lose to noobs
FFA as noob = Spam, but still lose

Wins 10 in row, doesn't rank up
Loses twice, deranks.

Spawn in, die.
Spawn in, run away, die.
Spawn in, sneak away, survive a little bit, find a bat, die.
Spawn in, sneak away, find a gun and ammo, boom boom of course, die.
Spawn in, walk away, find a crowbar, "is that an alicepack?", sleep for the night, wake up and find a car, its a bit broken but it works, it stalls right next to a hoard, die.
Spawn in, find a bat in your starting house, beat up a few zombies, find a warehouse with an axe, find a actually working car this time, drive to Louisville because you heard that its fun, find a military blockade and steal the entire armory, find a few mansions surrounded by tall fences and trees, might be good for a base, clear out the area, claim a home for yourself, things are looking good, decide to exercise for awhile, level up your strength 2 levels, food is running low, head to Louisville, "what was that the power?", find some canned food, the window smashes, just a few zombies, miss a swing, you've been bit, its over, try to disinfect the wound and bandage it, its helpless, you feel anxious, maybe its because you have not smoked in awhile, it wont go away, you feel queasy, speed straight into the heart of Louisville with your rifle and shotgun, you hear a helicopter in the distance, if you go down you will take as many of them down as you can, the helicopter finds you and starts following you, zombies are everywhere, you are barley able to move, find a clearing in the zombies and start gunning it, run into a car crash, the car is broken, the zombies are circling around you, sprint for a building and climb to the roof, the zombies are pouring into the doors below, watch the roof access door shatter as the zombies pour out, unload your entire mag from your rifle, killing 12, switch to the shotgun and blow off the heads of 4 with the first shot, keep shooting until your out of ammo, pull out your axe, chop down 5 of them before you are cornered, jump off the roof, shattering your leg, push away the zombie beside you as four others pull you down, you die.

Buenazo 10/10 recomendado 😍💦🔥

Uff tetovichs

Ta bueno 👍