Want to be a Citizen?
Want to be part of an Elite peace keeping force?
Want to be free?

Join the Hell-divers! You will become exactly what Super-Earth destined you to be. Help fight back against all extra-terrestrial lifeforms who pose a threat on democracy and our long-sustained way of life. Our immediate enemies are the animalistic "Terminids". A race of bugs from ghastly planets, who want to throw a monkey wrench into our freedom. Our next threat is the Automatons. A inferior life form with a hankering for metal and laser weapons. Just a bunch of communist Robots if you ask us. The era of the red menace is back, but were here to stop it.

With all of our efforts, every Man, Woman, and Child over seven will help put and end to these pests once and for all. Humanity will prevail. Humanity will thrive

Contact your local Hell-Divers recruiting center today!
Office hours are 10PM-5AM Thursday-Tuesday
Phone number: 1(800)-HEL-DIVE
Email: HDRecruitment@SuperEarth.gov