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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 9:17pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 6:50pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 8:37pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 9:18pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:00pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 6:05pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:09pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:02pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:48pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:19pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 6:55pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 8:10pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:24pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 9:15pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:14pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:40pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:26pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:11pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 6:04pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:42pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 3:41pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:35pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 3:38pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:53pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:16pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:49pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 10:10pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:42pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 7:16pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 9:35pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:07pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 9:47pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 6:29pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:04pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 4:57pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 9:12pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:29pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 7:41pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:02pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 3:12pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:22pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 9:01pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 2:21pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:46pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:46pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:36pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:23pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:22pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 3:14pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:28pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 3:16pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:28pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 2:25pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 2:12pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 4:41pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:46pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 12:40pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:50pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:25pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2019 @ 8:43pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 2:12pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 4:26pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 2:02pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 7:46pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2019 @ 8:11pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2019 @ 8:34pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 3:13pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 7:01pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 12:06pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 11:37am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 4:41pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 2:56pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 5:55pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 5:18pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2019 @ 2:59pm



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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