So, I suppose this is the part where I should introduce myself.


Well I would do that but anyone reading this is likely a long-time follower of mine so there's no need and we can skip to the more pertinent bits and bobs. As you may have heard I saddeningly ran out of space on my Steam profile so I couldn’t provide you little cucklets of mine with anymore life updates. Well lo and behold I have come up with the high-tech solution to put the old profile on the ever aging ion known as the internet. Simply click this link [pastebin.com] and take in the history that it is.

Anywho with that out the way I’ll lay down some quick fire hot wire updates. Let’s start with my mushroom induced mental health breakdown, I’m thinking I didn’t cook it long enough in the microwave. Later that year I had a holiday in Ibiza where I saw ♥♥♥♥♥ of all shapes and sizes which left me writhing with jealousy. Got my brother a box of fruits and nuts for Christmas which I thought he would enjoy but I think he might be too depressed to enjoy even the most organically produced trail mix. Then in the new year I had a holiday in Cornwall where I saw ♥♥♥♥♥ of all shapes and sizes which left me writhing with jealousy. Soon after I visited some family and friends in South Africa where I spent most of my time fearing for my safety. At least the biltong was good. I would say the highlight of my year so far is the new rubbish collection schedule which has led to my bins getting too full. Thanks Donald Trump.

UPDATE(13/01/18): Tis the new year and tis the season for a new update on the goings on. Firstly, I had a nice trip to Amsterdam with my friends. One got a suckle and one lost his passport, although thankfully the pilot was glad to help and turns out it was under his seat the whole time. I have a feeling it was simply a ploy, so he could talk to the air hostess but that’s just my take. Obviously, we got baked off our faces, with my environment of choice being Anne Frank’s house (really should be call Otto Frank’s house he was alpha). In video game news EA thinks I care about ‘Pride and Accomplishment’, but jokes on them all I want is the sweet release of death. In anime news, Boruto’s dad’s kid has a new show and it doesn’t suck so yeah. Plus the Hentai's been decent. Most recently Logan Paul filmed a dead body (alpha manoeuvre btw) but his execution of said manoeuvre was lacklustre and therefore got a swift ban from my Discord server.
Thanks for reading and kindest regards to Mr Pilot xoxo

UPDATE(09/05/20): It really has been a while hasn’t it. Oh how time flies when you’ve been on lockdown for (insert days spent at home doing nothing but trying to get a win on Warzone and jerking off here). Honestly so much time has passed that I’m not sure where to begin, or more likely my memory is completely shot after the daily cases of my favourite fruity alcoholic beverage. Not much big news to talk about either, because there is so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ news it actually inverts in on itself and becomes dark matter a mere 10 minutes after entangling with reality. I’m still working out the more particular aspects of this quantum phenomenon but I have no doubt it will come to me in due time. Well that’s gonna be it for now. Make sure to follow me on all my socials and remember...war never changes.
Cheers Cpt Price.