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Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
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Human resources are human first, and resources second.
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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
-- Jim Samuels to a heckler
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
-- Steve Martin to a heckler
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
-- Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler
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Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.
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It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to
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The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Peter: Boo Lois, yeah beer!
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-- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
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