Dr.Tyumen's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:52am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 2:05am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:18am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:04am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:40am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 5:19am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 7:18am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 10:19am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2016 @ 10:05pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2016 @ 11:14pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 2:10am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 11:10am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 9:24am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:18am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 6:56am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 7:11am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 12:47pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 3:43am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 6:05am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:11am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 7:13am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 17 May, 2019 @ 9:45pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2016 @ 10:03pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:57pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 8:05pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:18am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 9:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:21am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 2:16am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:19am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 6:43am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:05am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:20am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:27am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 May, 2019 @ 9:33pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 17 May, 2019 @ 9:32pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 7:26pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 1:38am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 2:11am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 2:57am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:16am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 7:39am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 2:34pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 8:12pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 11:00am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 7:59am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 7:31am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 2:27pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2016 @ 10:17pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:10am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

25 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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