Achievementy uživatele Macho Man Krab ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 7. led. 2017 v 9.57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 7. led. 2017 v 11.02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 7. led. 2017 v 10.15

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 7. led. 2017 v 11.03

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Odemčeno 25. zář. 2021 v 10.41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 7. led. 2017 v 12.02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 12. bře. 2017 v 12.19

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2018 v 16.51

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 15. bře. 2020 v 17.18

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 15. bře. 2020 v 19.26

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 3. čvc. 2018 v 20.57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 12. bře. 2017 v 11.27

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 25. zář. 2021 v 11.02

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 15. bře. 2020 v 18.39

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2018 v 12.05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 12. bře. 2017 v 12.08

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 7. led. 2017 v 9.44

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 14. bře. 2020 v 16.18

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 12. bře. 2017 v 11.40

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 12. bře. 2017 v 11.06

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 3. čvc. 2018 v 20.59

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2018 v 12.00

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 27. říj. 2019 v 10.35

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 1. čvn. v 1.19

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 16. srp. 2017 v 12.26

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 15. bře. 2020 v 17.08

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 16. srp. 2017 v 12.31

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2018 v 11.39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 7. led. 2017 v 10.28

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 12. bře. 2017 v 11.18

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 25. zář. 2021 v 10.08

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 7. led. 2017 v 10.03

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2018 v 12.38

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 12. bře. 2017 v 10.55

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 3. čvc. 2018 v 21.27

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 10. čvn. v 1.23

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odemčeno 12. bře. 2017 v 12.16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 10. čvn. v 1.12

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 25. zář. 2021 v 10.18

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odemčeno 14. bře. 2020 v 16.55

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 14. bře. 2020 v 16.44

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 15. bře. 2020 v 15.18

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odemčeno 15. bře. 2020 v 16.14

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 9. čvn. v 23.43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

14 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30