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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 3:01am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 3:03am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 5:23am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 8:01am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 6:55am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 4:23am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2019 @ 8:48am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:54pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2019 @ 8:56am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 5:36am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 15 May, 2021 @ 10:33am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 4:23am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 14 May, 2021 @ 8:50am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 2:55am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 3:04am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 9:40am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 8:44am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 11:03am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 9:48am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 8:01am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 9:32am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2019 @ 3:39am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2021 @ 8:28am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 12:54pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2019 @ 7:18am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 15 May, 2021 @ 10:08am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 19 May, 2021 @ 7:55am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 7:24am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 14 May, 2021 @ 9:59am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 6:58am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2021 @ 5:30am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 14 May, 2021 @ 2:11am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:41pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:00pm



Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?