man & gurl go out to drivd under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down, i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get somemore fuel"
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there has been news report of steres been stolen"
"good idea. keep doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by know" then girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while goes to sleep. the next mourning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she goes out to check and man door hand hook car door

I ate those food



I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.