>rap music starts playing
>camera slowly pans away from yasuke as he walks through the streets
>"My name is Yasuke, but all my ♥♥♥♥♥ call me 'ske."
>all pedestrians throw themselves on their knees to kneel
>"I came here five years ago when my nigacopter crashed on the shores of okinawa"
>he enters a restaurant, sits down with a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>"Y'all slant eyes are alright."
>he pays his meal with a handful of monme
>restaurant owner picks a coin, bends it with his teeth
>"THISU MONERU ISSO FAKEU"
>Yasuke looks at the camera
>"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
>cuts to him fighting cops who are inexplicably white
>decapitates the last cop and sheathes his nigatana
>"Damn it feels good to be a samurai"
>many shots of Nobunga's castle
>"Yasuke, did you kill a bunch of guards?!"
>"I didndu nothin'!"
>beat
>both start laugh
>"Ayo, y'all alright my ♥♥♥♥."
>they do a cool hand shake
>shots of the shores of japan
>"Somethingu bad has happenu. We aro being invaded by gaijin"
>"Whitey?"
>"No, Portuguese."
>shots of portuguese soldiers shooting japanese civilians
>"It's not daijobu Yasuke. They have stolen BLACK powder from your home land, Wakanda."
>"Aw hell no!"
>establishing shots of Yasuke being armoured
>"Go, defend our honor Yasuke!"
>"I gotchu ♥♥♥♥."
>Yasuke turns around to leave
>camera zooms on his fat ♥♥♥♥♥ ass
>Nobunga gives the camera a side grin
>Yasuke drops onto a Portuguese ship
>"Ain't no whitey take my piece away from me!"
>hip hop gains lyrics with quick shots of Yasuke fighting
>TAKE BACK WHAT THEY SOLE FROM YOU
>Portuguese official running away on a horse
>Yasuke chasing him on a chariot
>BASED ON A TRUE STORY
>Yasuke drive-bys a bunch of portuguese holding his flintlock sideways
>THERE'S ALSO A WOMEN I GUESS
>music stops
>Yasuke walks up to an ancient temple
>Isu hologram shows up
>it's a nigress
>"We've been waiting for you, Yasuke."
>"Dafuk?"
>COMING SOON
>ONLY ON PLAYSTATION (AND PC)