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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:02am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:31am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:23am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:15am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:05am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:21am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:38am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:24am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:24am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:37am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:40am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:33am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:27am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:58am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:11am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:06am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:16am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:13am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 12:02pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:18am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:54am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 12:02pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:44am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:31am