★Magic™
Kyle   United States
 
 
I feel like Hell's full of bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, wonder if there's room in heaven for savages

Ex CS Player

#RattPack, ♥♥♥♥ the bobby soxers

What you are!: http://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/327860/

How I Got My Awp Medusa(First one not second): http://prntscr.com/cuvyfr

"I do not feel invincible, I know I am not invincible, but I wish I was"

"What is essential is invisible to the eye"

"Don't tell me the things that you missed. Why you keep saying loved when you don't know what that is?"

"Where is the wealthiest place in the world, do you know? It's not china, its not Dubai, its the graveyard, because in the graveyard you will find inventions never invented, businesses never errected, songs never sung, books never written, ideas never nurtured. People never realized, because they were scared to take a risk, scared like you, but you wanna know something else? You're not in the graveyard...yet. We get one life, and every passing moment, we will never get back again, you will never brush your teeth the same way twice. There is no rewind button on life. This present moment is precious, we have to be here and in it and make the most of it. We have to live our dreams NOW, because they are possible."

"You wanna know what's scarier then being blind? Being born with sight, but having no vision."

"We aren't a team, we're a family"

"You must not hate those who have done wrong to us, because the minute you do, you become just like them"

"They are going to give you the tools you need to destroy yourself"

It didn't have to be this way with me but you chose beauty over decency, now we all know you're alone

So you can throw me to the wolves, tomorrow I will come back leader of the whole pack

Corn Rows and hang time, Automatics and gang signs 5 0 with them canines, manhunt for when it's game time

You built a world that left us paralyzed, you never change your mind you never change your mind do you? We're counting dollars while you're counting lives you never change your mind SO I WONT I WONT CHANGE MINE

"I will forever be the elephant in the room."
Weird and Random Quotes
"I'm not racist! I love Aunt Jemima"-Max2k12
"You can't have a girlfriend on a cruise"-Tommy 2k15
"Id suck a ♥♥♥♥ for a lollipop and a bracelet"-Jay(Ruthless) 2k16
"Kyle, how big is your ♥♥♥♥? Come on we're friends you can tell me"-Max 2k15
"Im about to jump, Defeated you're my only friend"-Daniel(Slash)2k15
"WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?! YOU CANT REPORT A BOT?!-Yoda 2k15
"You hit your shift button less than your dad hits your mom"-Magic 2k16
"Hit your toilet water like I hit my wife, hard"-Magic 2k16
"I legit just rubbed toothpaste all over my balls"-Magic 2k16
"Im never sniffing fun dip again"-Max 2k14
"Gotta get ready for the tornado"-Kel 2k16
"I was tabbed out looking at ♥♥♥♥♥"-Demise 2k15
"Wait...wheres my C drive?"-Tommy 2k16
"How do I restart my router?"-Tommy 2k16
"Daniel?! Why havnt you killed yourself yet?"-Cruz 2k16
"Zodiac litearlly got into an argument with a kid over spaghetti"-Cruz 2k16
"SPAGHETTI ISNT A NOODLE"-Zodiac 2k16
"I swear I top fragged in a nova game"-Zodiac 2k15
"Gotta go take care of my slaves"-Defeated 2k15
"Ok whats this sound?"*Loud Noise*"♥♥♥♥ i thought it would sound way different"-Slash 2k16
"Ill make it over the border someday"-Jay 2k16
"Defeated, why would you willingly inspect a shapewood?"-Sigma 2k16
"If that was me hitting you off you wouldnt even be able to hear me right now"-Magic 2k16
"I sniffed fun dip once, not good, i felt a nosebleed but it didnt come out"-Demise 2k16
"Max, you have the reaction time of a cancer patient"-Magic 2k15
"Daniel, you can join the team when you stop shooting pistols like you have parkinsons"-Max 2k15
"Cloudy with a chance of cuckold"-Jay 2k15
"We need to come out like two spiraling fetus ♥♥♥♥♥"-Max 2k16
"You gotta nut on my face first"-Max 2k16
"WOW! Thats a perfect site for flame"-Jay 2k16 (Cause more arguments than you think)
"My microphone changed my accent"-Skyhigh 2k16
"Call me lucky charms cause that shot was magically delicious"-Slash 2k16
"I just gave that kid the ba doink a doink"-Magic 2k15
"Im converging my ammo clip into my awp"-Magic 2k16
"They're converging on you"-Slash 2k16
"DefeatedC |: hey
DefeatedC | : guess what
DefeatedC | : DANIEL
DefeatedC | : SUCKS
DefeatedC | : AT
DefeatedC | : CS"-Defeated 2k16
"Its a spicy meme refridgerator"-Magic 2k16
"I think he's from french"-Magic 2k16
"Hes from uraguay?! LIKE IN AFRICA?!"-Demise 2k16
"Roses are red, violets are blue, LETS GET RIGGGGGHTTT INTO THE NEWWWS"-Demise 2k16
"My mic gives me a lisp"-Jukes 2k16
"I love me a big rooster"-Jay 2k16
"Call me a Duck named Slickquack"-Magic-2k16
"Call a timeout, I gotta take a dirrahea ♥♥♥♥"-Slash 2k17
"All right thats it, seriously ♥♥♥♥ off thats it"-Magic 2k15
"Oh, that guys gay. Wait...that guys gay too. OHHHH ITS A GAY CONVENTION"-Jonny 2k18
"I have a pepe condition, one of my penis flaps doesnt look right"-Jonny 2k18
"I wish you could suck a ♥♥♥♥ without it being gay"-Mahdi 2k18
“I’ll trade you a night terror for a shiny schizophrenia”-Slipnoot 2k20
“She can’t hear, and she can’t see so how can she learn?(Daniel) SHES NOT RETARDED(Jay)”-2k19
“Blind people don’t know what ♥♥♥♥ looks like”-Jay 2k19
“I don’t know the whites”-Fiona 2k20
"Man I'm gonna get off, my fathers gonna slap my meat"-Taxi 2k20
"Penguin: This raises a question, would you guys date a Native American girl? Daniel: YEAH! Free casinos!"-Daniel and Penguin 2k20
"Speaking of Cucksnake"-Jay 2k20
"GIVEEEEEEEE BIRTHHHH"-Jay 2k17
"My balls are PRODIGIOUS!"- Jay 2k17
"My socks are on and my ♥♥♥♥ is hard"-Mahdi 2k16
"Counter strike your wife"-Jay 2k20
"If i were you I'd push my mom down the stairs so you could get Chick-fil-A for a week"-Magic 2k20
"I was so high I laid in my bed for 19 hours straight thinking I was in a space jet"-Max 2k20
"And i was like whaaat? I can report a door?"-Tommy 2k20
"Ill ♥♥♥♥ you UNCONCIOUS"-Jay 2k20
"Ill ♥♥♥♥ a corpse"-Jay (According to Penguin) 2k20
"Hello my chocolate companion."-Penguin 2k20
"OKAY BUT IT LITERALLY.....im still not Mark"-Mark 2k20
"I WAS JUST SITTING HERE...I DIDN'T EVEN FIDDLE WITH IT!"-Tommy 2k20
"Mahdi...you lack a TREADMILL."-Tommy 2k20
"All I got from you is goats and bomb jokes"-Fid 2k20
"Udders are just big nipples"-Penguin 2k20
"All I wanted was a massage and you MOLESTED me!"-Jay 2k21
"*Silence for like 5 minutes* God it's like eating a sour ♥♥♥♥"-Spec 2k21
TTVSlashTheSoviet 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm 
-rep too cool for school :TheD::A::TheD::TheD::Y:
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Twitch.tv/IsThatTaTa 8 Jan, 2021 @ 10:25pm 
BIG GUYYY!!!
Mahdi 8 Jan, 2021 @ 10:21pm 
da boise guy
TTVSlashTheSoviet 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:50pm 
PSA Service Announcement: writing Announcement after PSA is redundant.
PenguinUprising 26 Mar, 2020 @ 4:46pm 
a horrible magician. the rabbit is clearly still in the hat but my pants disappeared.