"I'm not racist! I love Aunt Jemima"-Max2k12
"You can't have a girlfriend on a cruise"-Tommy 2k15
"Id suck a ♥♥♥♥ for a lollipop and a bracelet"-Jay(Ruthless) 2k16
"Kyle, how big is your ♥♥♥♥? Come on we're friends you can tell me"-Max 2k15
"Im about to jump, Defeated you're my only friend"-Daniel(Slash)2k15
"WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?! YOU CANT REPORT A BOT?!-Yoda 2k15
"You hit your shift button less than your dad hits your mom"-Magic 2k16
"Hit your toilet water like I hit my wife, hard"-Magic 2k16
"I legit just rubbed toothpaste all over my balls"-Magic 2k16
"Im never sniffing fun dip again"-Max 2k14
"Gotta get ready for the tornado"-Kel 2k16
"I was tabbed out looking at ♥♥♥♥♥"-Demise 2k15
"Wait...wheres my C drive?"-Tommy 2k16
"How do I restart my router?"-Tommy 2k16
"Daniel?! Why havnt you killed yourself yet?"-Cruz 2k16
"Zodiac litearlly got into an argument with a kid over spaghetti"-Cruz 2k16
"SPAGHETTI ISNT A NOODLE"-Zodiac 2k16
"I swear I top fragged in a nova game"-Zodiac 2k15
"Gotta go take care of my slaves"-Defeated 2k15
"Ok whats this sound?"*Loud Noise*"♥♥♥♥ i thought it would sound way different"-Slash 2k16
"Ill make it over the border someday"-Jay 2k16
"Defeated, why would you willingly inspect a shapewood?"-Sigma 2k16
"If that was me hitting you off you wouldnt even be able to hear me right now"-Magic 2k16
"I sniffed fun dip once, not good, i felt a nosebleed but it didnt come out"-Demise 2k16
"Max, you have the reaction time of a cancer patient"-Magic 2k15
"Daniel, you can join the team when you stop shooting pistols like you have parkinsons"-Max 2k15
"Cloudy with a chance of cuckold"-Jay 2k15
"We need to come out like two spiraling fetus ♥♥♥♥♥"-Max 2k16
"You gotta nut on my face first"-Max 2k16
"WOW! Thats a perfect site for flame"-Jay 2k16 (Cause more arguments than you think)
"My microphone changed my accent"-Skyhigh 2k16
"Call me lucky charms cause that shot was magically delicious"-Slash 2k16
"I just gave that kid the ba doink a doink"-Magic 2k15
"Im converging my ammo clip into my awp"-Magic 2k16
"They're converging on you"-Slash 2k16
"DefeatedC |: hey
DefeatedC | : guess what
DefeatedC | : DANIEL
DefeatedC | : SUCKS
DefeatedC | : AT
DefeatedC | : CS"-Defeated 2k16
"Its a spicy meme refridgerator"-Magic 2k16
"I think he's from french"-Magic 2k16
"Hes from uraguay?! LIKE IN AFRICA?!"-Demise 2k16
"Roses are red, violets are blue, LETS GET RIGGGGGHTTT INTO THE NEWWWS"-Demise 2k16
"My mic gives me a lisp"-Jukes 2k16
"I love me a big rooster"-Jay 2k16
"Call me a Duck named Slickquack"-Magic-2k16
"Call a timeout, I gotta take a dirrahea ♥♥♥♥"-Slash 2k17
"All right thats it, seriously ♥♥♥♥ off thats it"-Magic 2k15
"Oh, that guys gay. Wait...that guys gay too. OHHHH ITS A GAY CONVENTION"-Jonny 2k18
"I have a pepe condition, one of my penis flaps doesnt look right"-Jonny 2k18
"I wish you could suck a ♥♥♥♥ without it being gay"-Mahdi 2k18
“I’ll trade you a night terror for a shiny schizophrenia”-Slipnoot 2k20
“She can’t hear, and she can’t see so how can she learn?(Daniel) SHES NOT RETARDED(Jay)”-2k19
“Blind people don’t know what ♥♥♥♥ looks like”-Jay 2k19
“I don’t know the whites”-Fiona 2k20
"Man I'm gonna get off, my fathers gonna slap my meat"-Taxi 2k20
"Penguin: This raises a question, would you guys date a Native American girl? Daniel: YEAH! Free casinos!"-Daniel and Penguin 2k20
"Speaking of Cucksnake"-Jay 2k20
"GIVEEEEEEEE BIRTHHHH"-Jay 2k17
"My balls are PRODIGIOUS!"- Jay 2k17
"My socks are on and my ♥♥♥♥ is hard"-Mahdi 2k16
"Counter strike your wife"-Jay 2k20
"If i were you I'd push my mom down the stairs so you could get Chick-fil-A for a week"-Magic 2k20
"I was so high I laid in my bed for 19 hours straight thinking I was in a space jet"-Max 2k20
"And i was like whaaat? I can report a door?"-Tommy 2k20
"Ill ♥♥♥♥ you UNCONCIOUS"-Jay 2k20
"Ill ♥♥♥♥ a corpse"-Jay (According to Penguin) 2k20
"Hello my chocolate companion."-Penguin 2k20
"OKAY BUT IT LITERALLY.....im still not Mark"-Mark 2k20
"I WAS JUST SITTING HERE...I DIDN'T EVEN FIDDLE WITH IT!"-Tommy 2k20
"Mahdi...you lack a TREADMILL."-Tommy 2k20
"All I got from you is goats and bomb jokes"-Fid 2k20
"Udders are just big nipples"-Penguin 2k20
"All I wanted was a massage and you MOLESTED me!"-Jay 2k21
"*Silence for like 5 minutes* God it's like eating a sour ♥♥♥♥"-Spec 2k21