Bear IRL

grrrrrrrrrrr

Genuinely, thanks for everything.

Me and my family were outside a store and there was a dog that was tied up outside. I thought it would be funny if I busted my nut onto this dog and I thought my family would find this funny. So I said "Hey look at this" to my family and ran over to the dog and unzipped my pants and then unloaded a fat nut onto the dog. My family and members of the public looked in horror and I said "Cmon its just a joke" the owners came out and saw this mess and were shocked too and said they had to pay the vet bills because it got blinded by the sheer amount of ♥♥♥ that I unloaded in his eye. I am now currently in therapy (which is a bit much it's just a prank) and they said that I have deep problems. I don't think I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here because I just did a funny prank but let me know if you think otherwise.

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