Recent reviews by childish $adbino

Buy this game, it's criminal that this game doesn't have a wider appeal than it does. Brilliant ideas executed tremendously well, a clear labour of love that has absolutely been worth the wait, at the 17 hours played at the time of writing the review, I have only played 35/50 games, and there's no way I'm not revisiting every single one I have sampled so far. Buy this game.

hell is other people

Run 1 - What's the big deal, it's not too hard.
Run 2 - What are you doing you stupid zubat.
Run 3 - The shopkeeper can't do me any harm...
Run 7 - Stupid giant boulder, crushing my spine...
Run 346 - Nice, a jungle, what this tiki looking thing...?
Run 700986 - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATS, STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATS!!!

You know how you always wanted to place the moon in your fireplace and explode it with a nuke...

RIP Ratbag, you were a good friend.

9/11

Explosive gameplay

Made drugs my best source of income in a communist Utopia, RIP the American Dream.

10/10

There's nothing quite like this game... Except for Oblivion and Morrowind... That's not the point, they're all great, this one is brilliant.

You can mod it to slow mo beat down children.

10/10

Clicking the flashing lights because i don't know.

10/10

You're a baby, who fights off your mothers failed abortions with your tears.

10/10



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