Recenzii recente de MadPixie :)

me make unga bunga village, build toilet, make fart sound, me like -gruug

Game is okay but it get's utterly ruined by the server browser, it's like the devs gave up mid development and left even the refresh button to actually mean "DDoS yourself" cause whatever incompetent monkey designed this quite honestly deserves a rusty nail inserted into their tiny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Seriously, how do you create a server browser, that when opened and a search is ran through it, it can't find any servers, cause it, itself, crashes your entire network? I don't know if it's you guys not being able to QA this stuff or you're just THAT incompetent, but please, just hire someone to fix it.

Before anyone tells me I can "fix" it by setting my steam settings - no, no I cannot, it doesn't help, I've tried. Also I shouldn't have to, if this was some F2P game, sure, I wouldn't complain, but when you have to pay for a product, I don't find that it's too unreasonable to expect the product to allow use of all it's functions.

Roadmap seems promising, let's see what happens.

FIX YOUR GAME.

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TIME I GET LECHAYCHAY OR WHATEVER THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEAT BEING THAT ASSIMILATES ♥♥♥♥ GOES DOWN TO 1/3 HP I JUST OUTRIGHT DIE. 100% HP TO 0% JUST LIKE THAT, AND THERE IS NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ATTACK, IT SPAWNS UNREASONABLE AMOUNTS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ADS THAT JUST BODYBLOCK YOU IN A CORNER AND YOU CAN'T DO ♥♥♥♥ TILL YOU HAVE EITHER MORE STAMINA OR YOUR BLINK/DODGE CHARGES BACK UP WOOO HOO SOFTLOCK EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SINGLE TIME I TRY TO DO THE BOSS FIX IT SO I CAN PROGRESS I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

They massacred my boy

Waited 2 minutes for the game to boot up for some reason, created a new game, killed 5 gladiators with my first one, managed to die once I got manual control, dishonored the family by loosing a fight. Now I need to enter myself to the arena to redeem myself. 10/10