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Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 3:06am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 3:23am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 12:08am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 12:17am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 12:31am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 7:07am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 7:14am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 7:26am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 7:59am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 7:59am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2016 @ 7:10am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2016 @ 7:11am



Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool