Recent reviews by Barfdrinker

Yeehaw

Heretics keep coming, I keep swinging. 10/10, would purge again

It takes forever to do anything in this damn game. And turnbased mode is worthless, unless you want to look at like 9 rounds in a row of failed rolls.

nothing sounds quite like a dwarf's skull being crushed by a maul

Very good space genocide simulator

ez russian

It all depends on your team. You can either have complete braindead idiots and lose a match without really understanding why, or you can have a nice squad and go on some PTSD inducing adventures together.

Fun game, if a bit broken and, by consequence, frustrating. Every now and then you'll get your hostage-killing Fuzes, your magical Nitro Cells that kill you from the other side of the floor, your lord Chankas in need of buffing, and your insta-headshots from people who weren't even aiming at you.
But it's all in good fun.

Remember way back when in like 2016 they price for the game + all DLCs was somewhere around 300 euros, and they released a "definitive" edition with all the DLCs and promised that there would be no more paid DLCs? They kept releasing paid DLCs.

Starbreeze is a ridiculous greedy publisher and rather than making a new game, they keep milking this already stale game after 9 years. The Diesel engine was already outdated then, now it's just painful to watch. The game is simply just too bloated at this point.

Good aside from the competitive mode. It's all good and fun, except for the kick system. If your power goes out, you get banned for 30 mins, 24h, 7 days and more. Same if you misclick at the beginning of the round and kill a teammate. Same if your game crashes. Same if you get vote kicked often. VALVE, DO FIX THIS SYSTEM, PLS.