I want to fuck the black hole. Ever since I was young, I've dreamed of fucking the black hole. It could shake it's rim at light speed and give me a mind-blowing orgasm. It wouldn't be gay either, because we'd say no homo. Afterward it could thrust it's giant event horizon into my tight human body and it could spread it's infinite density all over me. I would drink it, no questions asked. I want to fuck that little orange and red rim until it consumes me and the rest of the solar system. It's so fucking handsome. If I saw it in real life, I would grab it by it's rim, make it go into my room, and fuck it until it tells me to stop.