GG you were killed by none other then me, Lord Vagabond!

Watch those wrist rockets

Over the last month, a chef in Miami has been taking over TikTok with her signature product: Pink Sauce. Carly Pii, who uses the handle @chef.pii, posted a series of videos promoting her homemade condiment, drizzling egregious pools of deep magenta dressing atop gyros, fried chicken, french fries and tacos.

Notoriously close-lipped about what her sauce even tastes like, Pii spun the biggest internet mystery since cinnamon toast shrimp guy, earning herself internet fame (or infamy, depending on how you look at it).

Before Pink Sauce, Pii had fewer than 1,000 followers on TikTok, but now she’s racked up more than 80,000 followers and 3 million likes. For anyone peddling a product on TikTok, going viral might seem like the dream — but for this TikToker, it’s become more of a nightmare.

+rep to his mom! I ♥♥♥♥♥ his mom, amazing experience!
P.S his did watched and enjoyed!

oh yeah, i was about to right a rant about something stupid but lost enthusiasm mb
so idk, fill in the blanks. crumpled up bills or like when you someone is giving you something and you dont know if theyre gonna put it in your hand or on the table youre sitting at. something like that i guess
maybe like a baby goat that thinks ramming your knee from behind is playing and youre just crying on the ground in pain and they keep jumping on you and thinking this is fun play time but it really hurts and they seem to be enjoying your pain in some masachistic way, but they arent people so you cant explain to said goat why what theyre doing is incredibly inappropriate
yeah lets go with that one
i hate that, that sucks

+rep hits dabs harder than Wiz Khalifa