yesterday me and my friends went to the zoo. we went to go see the dolphin show, but we got a nasty surprise instead. pristiano penaldo was diving with the dolphins! “give me penalty” he would cry as he was practicing his diving. shame on you penaldo for spoiling our trip to the zoo!

I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education!

I COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW. I was walking through the park when I saw a 5 year old kid with a pen. All of a sudden PENALDO comes swooping in and steals the pen because he's a finished pen merchant. The five year old kid started crying. Shame on you Penaldo !!!

I visited the Bank of Parma yesterday. The staff asked me for my fingerprints and mobile number. I asked them why they added so much security. They told me that a man named Penaldo had been committing fraud for years against their fragile defence. I was shocked but not surprised.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when all of a sudden, Pendu appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but then I said "no pens for you Penaldo". He cried and ran away. Shame on you Penaldo the fraud!

I was playing "Israel Statpadder 3" on my Play Nintendation 7 when all of a sudden a fraud appeared on the TV, it was none other than the exposed finished player "Penaldo", he said "Give me mickey mouse UCL's" and then my TV blew up. Shame on you Penaldo.

I was in an Italian restaurant enjoying a delicious Penne arrabiatta when suddenly, Penaldo appeared. I was stunned but even more so when he tried to take my food! I told him no penne for you today,and the whole restaurant laughed and threw meatballs at him. Shame on you Penaldo!