Recent reviews by The paradox

if overwatch didnt suck balls

I only play this game for pro clubs. This game is rancid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This game should be marketed as a 5th graders first time scratch coding project. The players will spam cross with 100% accuracy and score the most infuriating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ header past your AI goalie who will crumple. The AI has zero clue how to defend and continually plays everybody onsides. When the AI attacks, they will kill any and all buildup that your team had and then get depossessed. The worst part is, even beyond the laughably bad AI and braindead players, the game itself is so garbage. Network issues, games where you will be playing against your teammates, games that will never be registered, the inability to rejoin if you crash, the random controller disconnections that force you to quit out since the game won't let you just unplug and plug it back in. This game's sole purpose is to be a shopfront for ultimate teams packs. I got this on a 50% sale and even then I feel disgusted that I had to pay for this at all. I would sooner become addicted to heroin than spend full price on this game or any title that claims a $70 price tag from EA. If you're a fan of broken games with zero redeeming qualities other than the humor you can find in the fact you paid to be cucked by a multimillion dollar corp that prioritizes lootboxes with no care about consumers, this one is for you.

This was a game I bought and expected a quick play with friends. What I ended up doing was playing the entire story in one sitting and having an incredible time. This is an incredible horror experience that really knows how to make you feel anxious and vulnerable without making you completely defenseless. Each monster and level feels unique and has a twist that brings a breath of fresh air into the play-through. I can confidently say this is worth the price, and recommend it to anyone that is even slightly interested. I look forward to seeing what more the devs are going to add and will be playing new updates.

used it a bit, pretty okay

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate my friends

Brawlhalla is a 2D smash bros inspired fighting game with a focus on mobility and continuous action. Brawlhalla has many different legends and a weapon system that allows each legend to have a level of familiarity but still be unique. I am by no means a great player at this game but on a base level it is very easy to pick up and play with friends and if you want a challenge you are able to climb the ranks. It does contain micro transactions however they are PURELY cosmetic. The game rewards you for playing with an in game currency that is impossible to buy (I know this is important for some people). Each character is amazingly visually designed and pretty balanced. I love this game and recommend it to everyone.
10/10 amazing game

Rainbow six in a nutshell.
Get your first operator
Realize that blitz was a joke
regret your descisions
Buy Jaeger
get his acog taken away
get all the operators
play only a few
Buy the season pass
Dissapointed in the new ops yet excited for the next ones

R6 best game 10/10 would buy for a friend

it is extremely boring