Mega Man wants his torch back because ths game is Mighty Boring, Bland, and Tedious! Too many irritating deathtraps and long loading times make me not want to keep playing at all. It seems to want to be a Mega Man X game but theres no soul here that made those games fun, just busy work. The plot and music are forgettable and the silly dialouge is annoying and always repeats every time you die. Bosses take forever if you can even make it to them. Forget just one anime fan, the entire prom cried itself to sleep.

Jesus Christ on a cracker. Just like actual blasphemies this wants to be edgy but ultimately is just hot air from someone who needs to watch their mouth. I got suckered in by the Bloodstained cameo and I kept playing because I hate myself.

Picture someone made that church part of Dracula's castle in Castlevania: Symphony of The Night into an entire game and you get this. I keep waiting for this game to be fun but its a brutal tedious slog programmed by Satan. Its old school all right but in all the ways you wish were left behind, dying a LOT until you "get gud" is NOT FUN, enemies hit hard with knockbacks and have way too much health. Almost every ghoulish boss feels like a final boss. I don't miss unfair challenges and this has plenty. You will only keep playing outta frustration to get it right the next time which I guess makes sense for the masochistic guilt and pain theme this game goes for.

Anyway, this just proves how batsh*t insane and creepy religion is and it makes for a very weird game. The protagonist is weak and pathetic. Penitent? More like Piece of sh*t. Getting hit sounds like being slapped with a wet mop. Landing on platforms is imprecise and you slide around like you're on ice, enjoy falling into spikes and traps. I feel like I need a save point every few feet. You can't attack when on a ladder either! Music is bland and way too relaxed. (wheres my scary pipe organs?) The plot is nonsensical Roman Catholic-esque gibberish and filled with pointless lore that would make the Pope embrace atheism. You wont find God but you can find a better game.