Recent reviews by SharpCLAW

Okay, how do I write this without glazing this game too much...
Listen its hard not to love this game. To me this feels like a TRUE timeless masterpiece of a game.
Yes, its short, but as my teach once told me in writing lessons KISS (Keep it short and sweet).
This game made me feel something many games now in a day just don't always deliver: Fun.
And I mean a very long lasting FUN not just for awhile or a win scenario, this game just makes you laugh, it makes you feel fear, it makes you panic, it makes you hype, and all that mixed, it really made me enjoy it all. If this ever gets a sequel, prequel or follow up, I sure hope its like this, this is a perfect game and I really can't say no wrong or anything bad about it. (expect the water slug level, hate that level). Zeekers, you made a gem here.

You shoot with guns, you shoot with gadgets, you get some kills, you have teammates that say the n word, die first, and ♥♥♥♥♥ to you that you aren't doing anything and then you repeat the process. Honestly, its grown on me.

They cooked with this one, they really fixed everything chapter 2 lacked, keep on cooking folks, this was beautiful.

So I want to first say, The game itself is good!, don't get me wrong, what holds it back is massive amounts of bugs, first of all FPS limit just doesn't work, I have to set it to 60 for the most part and going 120 just breaks the game, mouse cursor always keeps leaving the game screen, not only that but pausing the game with ESC, breaks your camera and you have to reset it always with TAB, can't swap to FULLSCREEN at all! and just some parts of the levels themselves are buggy, I skipped through one of the coil puzzles because I somehow bugged the door to be forever open.

Perfect, had one small issue with the mouse cursor, but fixed when loaded a couple of times in full to borderless.
First time seeing loading a game with music and audio stuff at 50 and not 100 ear destroying you and first time seeing motion blur OFF, thank you. Keep up the calm and steady work here fellas!

ITS YOU DAY! ITS YOU DAY! ITS YOU DAY!
RUN!
JUST KIDDING
RUN!
JUST KIDDING
MAKE SURE YOU SLEEP WITHOUT
HER ANKLES IN YOUR THROAT

Keep your money and don't invest in this, its just not worth it. The Headache and the stress will be free in this purchase and no fun. F, these new elites, F the mil of bugs, F the wrong doing they did to Chef an amazing survivor from the first game, F the new "final" boss and A, to music, map and Art. Also F to every item that isn't the Star, shizzing horrible items.

Like Deep Rock, based, chad like, True Virtual Amazon Delivery Guy Experience, Forest Guardian makes me wanna sing Promiscuous girl as he chases me.

Yeee Imma write this as a positive just to be different from all the negative reviews, poggers (This game already had a ♥♥♥♥ ton of bugs, issues and what not, really I don't care if it even got worse cuz tbh to me it really couldn't I already suffered from so many bugs, RNG ♥♥♥♥, crashes, stuff not working at all. it really doesn't bother me anymore)

The most horrifying game and just straight up scary without "many" jump scares, this game is chad like horror.