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0.0 hrs on record
Portrait of a murder is not good.
Jonah Vasquez
perks have 1 garbage perk (corrective action) and two insanely strong ones (Boon:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and overSHIT). Boon:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ = free unbreakable for everyone, and sometimes against really strong teams you have to slug or you will just lose. OverSHIT gives 40 second headstart to the chase = completely broken.

The Artists'
perks are all garbage, nobody is going to use them unless they are doing the adept challenge.
Grim embrace is trash, 4 hooks = about 3-6 minutes of chasing, why would you choose this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perk when you can have something better? Just get deadlock.
Scourge hook: Faeces resonance is crap, it's unreliable, plus 9% is nothing. It's done back in about 9 seconds.
Hex:pentiSHIT is ♥♥♥♥ as the name suggests, nobody destroys dull or hex totems anymore they'll just bless it = this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ perk will never actually do anything.

In summary this Chapter is one last cash out before the customers are milked dry and they leave for better asymmetrical games or switch to survivor.

Strongest killers in this game?
The developers in charge of balancing the game.
Turns out if you give monkey faeces it's going to throw them at a wall, if you give monkey a game to balance it's going to defecate on it and it will end up being called Dead by SH1TSHOW. Motto of the balancing team.
Posted 1 December, 2021. Last edited 1 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,380.9 hrs on record (605.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
as i have putten over 500 hunderad game of hour in the game i tinkh i can rwrite wreewvir5e. SO i tthink the main problem the game is that eeh you gget ban for killingk teammate
teammate killink is point of the point of hte aGAEM!?`yes
kill tamate win geam. Also I think you ASouhl DownLod HAckS beCUCS is ee very better agema with haxro. haxingkp?==?== main point of hte is tho see you team and enemy thougrh wall so you can prepare better for incoming rape anal . YES!!

TOtally WOnt RECOnmEND THE GEM BEcAEU Gaben ALWay Ban ME For HVIng special NEEd IN gEmE so pleas ♥♥♥♥ you gaben, and ♥♥♥♥ oyu volvo, and stemer. YOu not get my money For you STEAM ENGINE OKI!? and ♥♥♥♥ dis ♥♥♥♥♥ who not palwy normal and shoot teammate for free vicrtoy ♥♥♥♥ this game and its playerBEAs becauyse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

yes.
Posted 2 November, 2017.
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34.2 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
probably the best PROBABLY RATS simulator from all time
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
8,991.6 hrs on record (4,771.8 hrs at review time)
very good tool for learning russian ! AXAXAX PIDOR NAHUI PIZDEC BLYADJ!

stop censoring this you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 11 November, 2014. Last edited 20 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
13.0 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, touching story :)
Posted 31 March, 2014.
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