- I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

- And I thought my jokes were bad…

- You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got ’em?

- It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of funny, do you know how I got these scars?

- And…here… we…go!

- If you're good at something, never do it for free.

- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things.

- See, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

- Why so Serious?