Recent reviews by Lutzerus♿

Half-Life Setting, Valheim progression via crafting and a super dense/rich map design THAT YOU CAN ALSO PLAY WITH HOMIES. 10/10.

Absolute masterpieces. The gameplay is kinda dated but still fun, doesn't even matter that much because the real shmeat is in the stroy aswell as the characters.
11/10 would like to wipe my memory to experience it again for the first time.
They really don't make games like this anymore do they?

"I think we're fi-" *neck snapping noise*
> We were, in fact, not fine.

Imagine du bist EA und sitzt auf Millionen von US$, aber bekommst es einfach nicht geschissen ein Spieleformular was schon vor 16 Jahren perfekt war ins Jahr 2022/23 zu bringen, weil deine Investoren soviel Brainrot und Mikroplastik in ihrer Birne haben und man sich halt danach bücken muss, unfertige drecks games zu releasen, damit man wieder mal 2% mehr profit in dem Quartal rausquetscht.
Dann hat man BattleBit was einfach ne gescuffte Art Battlefield 3 ist, mit minimalen Verbesserungen und es rasiert einfach.
Bin mir sicher das Spiel wurde von 3 Mann in ner Scheune gemacht.
11/10 Proxy Chat ist das geilste.

WE'RE RICH
WE'RE RICH
WE'RE RICH
WE'RE RICH
MUSHROOOOM!
I want to dip my balls in liquid morkite.

HANZ GET ZE FLAMER, ZE HEAVY FLAMER

Schmeckt

13 Stunden gespielt ohne was zu trinken, fast dran gestorben, wars aber worth it. 11/10

Me likey.

World of Warships is a game where you slowly start to wonder, how people can still breathe with an IQ matching their room temperature. The absolute depth of human stupidity becomes apparent in this game. An absolute brain cell massacre.
10/10 would recommend.