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Local Disk (C:)
└📁Porno (x86)
⠀└📁Dale nudes
⠀⠀└📁Jørgen
⠀⠀⠀└📁♥♥♥♥ picks
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Eid
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Huttar
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is almost empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 DRAM
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is full

HOW TO BE THE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER IN BATTLEGROUNDS

1.Join game
2.Edit your character for 4 h
3.Start solo
4.Scream Norway number 1
5.Die

Bonus
1.Play the game for 6 h
2.Get case
3.Get gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ item for 0.03$

Repeat the process

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁PUBG
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Huttar
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Sex
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

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best player in PUBG after me ;)

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.