I thought fidget spinning was a dumb trend, but then I got mine. I felt the spin, I felt it on my finger, I felt the rush of a good spin. It changed me. I got my spinner ironically, but I was wrong.

Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better.

Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying were better but were more open minded and probably smarter.

I love this community, and I love this way of life.

+rep major ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drinks his own ♥♥♥

A spectre is haunting the Milky Way — the spectre of fully automated luxury gay space communism. All the powers of the governmental space agencies and private spaceflight companies have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: NASA and SpaceX, BlueOrigin and MIT, President Obama and Elon Musk.

Where is the space traveller in opposition that has not been decried as luxury-gay-commmunistic by its employers? Where is the space traveller that has not hurled back the branding reproach of luxury-gay-communism, against the more red-hot travellers, as well as against their heteronormative astronaut adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:
I. Fully automated luxury gay space communism is already acknowledged by all bourgie space travelers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Kosmonauts should openly, in the face of the whole galaxy, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Kosmonauts of various nationalities have assembled on Reddit and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish, Danish and Klingon languages:

Elon Musk is a bourgie.

The soil of Mars is red and very seizable.

"Mars" is just one letter away from "Marx".

The Marxian People's Republic will prevail! Kosmonauts of the galaxy, unite!