Recent reviews by LukeD

Would be nice to actually be able to connect to other players, ubisoft connect is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If they need me to, I can look for a proctologist to help them get their heads out of their own asses.

Fun time for my children

Amazing story that has a very climactic ending.

Janitor's Bleeding

Amazing title that's still definitely worth it to play even today.

Went to the grocery store to get some foods, zombie ran up on me. Grabbed a frying pan from the cooking section, killed it. Then a horde ran up on me and I was bit but managed to get away. Later back home, fell ill. Decided to hop on to play Project Zomboid to cope with the awful sickness. Later on I turned into a zombie and ate the rest of my family.

Darts!

Turn collision on and this game is endlessly fun, I just love ruining someone's hard work of trying to get past a hill only to knock them off the map.

Gary? From Spongebob?

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it! I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it! "Oh that looks kind of like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference, but I kept going, "I'd see a fridge that looked like among us.", "I’d see an animated bag of chips that look like among us.", "I'd see a hat that looked like among us." And every time I burst into an insane breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words of AMOGUS ran through my head, It's torment, psychological torture! I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally anytime I see an oval on a red object. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't! And don't get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than sus. I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane person. And the word among is ruined, the phrase among us is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. Make it stop!