Recent reviews by LukeP

Very good. Looks very promising!
Maybe just give it a little more optimisation though.

aye tf2 better
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Just finished the story and damn I gotta say it was amazing. I had been excited to play it ever from the trailer released. Definitely worth the 2 year wait. I would also like to thank Steam Support for adding the game to my account for my second hand Index. To those wondering if they should buy it full price or wait for a sale JUST BUY IT FULL PRICE. 100% WORTH IT.

All I can say is before I found out about this game, I had always fantasized about Stalin and watching the trailer for this game made my ♥♥♥♥ hard on the spot along with a tingling sensation. As I played I could only imagine about how great the next scene of the game would be and OH BOY how right I was! My eyes starting bleeding with tears as I watched Stalin whip out his throbbing hard Communist ♥♥♥♥. I fell down to my knees, crying as he started dancing and thrusting at the air, with his hard schlong swinging just centimetres from my face. After it slaps me in the cheek, a drip of pre-ejaculant lands just under my eye. He then forcefully pulled me up onto the bed, tears off my clothes and starts chowing down on my ♥♥♥♥. Once its hardened up he starts riding me like a horse, calling me a dirty NAZI, whilst slapping me in the face. He lunges off of me only to trail me into the showers. I penetrate him as i scrub his back, cleaning off the stress of a hard working man as I please with my shaft. He reaches round and slaps my ass red raw and gives it a good hard squeeze. I start crying again after realising that i'm 3.4 inches inside the Premier of the USSR. I pull out and he goes down to start gurgling my ♥♥♥♥ again. He gives a good bite down on the helmet of my shaft which immediately makes me reach my end and I nutt all over his mustache. With it dripping down from the tips of his stache, he whispers in my ear to start chewing the ♥♥♥ off of his mustache and so I do. As I finish sucking the last bit of ♥♥♥ off of it he tells me to leave before he sends me back to the Potatœ fields or even the Gulag where I will plow or be plowed for the rest of my life. :')

I got this game back at the start of 2019 after completing Half Life 1. I purchased this as I wanted to replay the HL experience but with the better graphics. When I remember getting near the end and wondering why there was no Zen but then i realised that they were still working on it. Zen got released earlier this year and i was impressed as it has got really nice graphical improvements for the Source engine and finally finishes the rest of the story. Would definitely recommend this game as long as you have previously played the original Half Life 1 as you are a creep if you play this before it.

Cool game. Very nice for a free game. I like SCP 052. Hes an old New York subway train. If you go into him at night you will never be seen again!

Finally! I have been waiting for this game for well over a year after i watched a video of it and thought it looked amazing. It runs much better than i expected and i get around 120 FPS. Im very glad this game finally came out and would 100% recommend that you buy it if you enjoy these kinds of singleplayer physics games.

Really fun game though they could a bit better with the optimization!

Very Nice

Damn this game is "Sploogetastic", you can "Chow Down" on Pills and Pickles and Sglingwinis Spaghetti Pasta. You can also "Gobble Up" Cactus Plants and Dildos, however you spit them out after a while due to the cactus being Spiky and the Dildo Vibrating very hard on the inside of your Scrotum! Overall this game is very "Succulent" and I would totally recommend you buy this game and tell a friend to aswell so you can have even more fun!