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is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups --
alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
-- Alex Levine
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In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.
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When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
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[Stewie is sitting in between Meg and Peter dressed like a prostitute]
Stewie: [to Meg] It's eerie, isn't it. Like looking into the future.
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You will have long and healthy life.
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Mal: "Just get us on the ground!"
Wash: "That part'll happen, pretty definitely."
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Saffron: "We gotta move fast."
Mal: "Yeah, he might come back and hug us in the act."
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