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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:46am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:37am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 8:08am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 7:52am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:17am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:20am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:21am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:08am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:22am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:54am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 2:36am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:25am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 7:01am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 1:40am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:27am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:24am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:34am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 2:16am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:07am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:12am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:32am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:46am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:12am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 2:16pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:50pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:52am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:46am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 2:05am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 6:45am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:05pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 1:06pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:13am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:25am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:53am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 12:35pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:46pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.