OldManReed
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I STUMBLED AROUND IN THE BUSHES FOR 15 GODS DAMNED HOURS DOING DRUGS I MADE OUT OF THE LOCAL FLORA.

alright, now that i got that out of the way:
miasmata. a game in which you have the plague, walk like a drunk on rollerskates, and make drugs to keep the plague at bay. you also occasionally get stalked by what i have dubbed the "cantalope."

cons:
-you control like a drunk on rollerskates
-you're bad at everything
-lots of walking
-the plague
-some of the drugs/achievables are bugged
-i apparently misread some of the cartography rules and had the world's worst map for the first bit

pros:
-you control like a drunk on rollerskates
-you're bad at everything
-atmospheric
-really pretty
-the cartography is pretty neat
-stop being a child and learn to read a map
-MAKE THE DRUGS
-DO THE DRUGS
-the cantalope is probably my favourite monster ever because it's exactly what it should be. damn near wet myself the first time i ran into it.
-the cantalope is pretty chill once you get to know him
-seriously though, i've been in quite the state before and handled minor inclines better than richard here.
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