+rep too cool

Nitro: hey Luke what's up
E3.14C: Nothing much, hey guess what.
Nitro: what?
E3.14C: Why don't simes hang out with me?
Nitro: Oh dear God..
E3.14C: They're too GELlous
Nitro: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you.

Us acoustics have been oppressed for too long, it's time to unite!

That was the most poetic and extravagant thing I've ever read in my entire life forget "Night" by that one Jew guy, this... this right here shows true suffering

I've never thought this day would come! All my life I've considered myself acoustic, but to finally recognized as um-dumb is the most Ke-Ke-Ke is the most groundbreaking news I've had in my entire life. Thank you so much for releasing from reverbial prison, behind solid walls of metal, no country to be seen. I thought I would have be tuned to that lifestyle, yet right off of first bass you've shown me the way. You know, people would always ask me, "why the long face?" And now I know they weren't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around. For all the treble I've caused I can soundly say this os my first pluck at the fire and the flamed that will be my testing grounds of humanity. I'll make you proud Dad, *sniff* one day I'll make you proud..

Well uh your um dumb