I splooged on my own face. And it got in my right eye!
Before you say "Look at this troll", I actually did do this. I was in that special mood and propped myself upside down and started going at it. I was getting more and more ready to unleash the milk however my neck would start to feel pressure and to not break it I would stop and repostition, this lead to me edging myself David Carradine style and before I knew it I was ready to bust a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ load! And it happened... But the issue was I wasn't upside down enough so I ended up getting it on my neck! I said "Oh ♥♥♥♥" and repositioning myself I got it on my face, and then in the eye... IT BURNT. And it made my eye red and left a substance underneath of it.
I am not proud of this.

Big L

This guy is pog

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meicd

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