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Recent reviews by Schrödinger's Pussyboy

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19.1 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
The best Smash-like you can get as of currently. And it's not fully completed yet!
Posted 26 July, 2022.
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3.0 hrs on record
Birthed from a really neat little show on Cartoon Network, this quaint little experience is a rather relaxing game with a charming art-style, and plenty of old-school game-fun to be had around Lakewood Plaza!
There's also secret POW Card part codes hidden in episodes of the show, but there's guides to help for that now since the show no longer really airs. I mean hell, Cartoon Network came to care so little about OK K.O. that they didn't even go to the trouble of advertising the finale as, you know, THE FINALE. (Why give a crap about good, original shows when you can just rely on the Teen Titans Go cashcow, right?)
Posted 15 July, 2022.
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0.3 hrs on record
Unfortunately, nobody plays it anymore. Damn shame, it seems like it'd be fun.
Posted 9 July, 2022.
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6.9 hrs on record
There's no excuse for the absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is "The Guardian of Time". SEVENTEEN THOUSAND ENEMIES. THROWN AT YOU IN PACKS THE SIZE OF A SMALL COUNTRY'S POPULATION.
And it's followed by the final boss.
By the by, I was playing on EASY. And it was STILL ungodly hard for no legitimate reason other than "lol why not".
Posted 30 June, 2022.
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4.2 hrs on record
Simply put, you are not going to win. The chances of winning are drastically slim.
It's still fun enough to play to forgive that. Kind of.
Posted 27 June, 2022.
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4.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
A childhood favorite, I was overjoyed to see it be remastered for a new generation of players - and for those who grew up with it, of course.
It plays just like I remember it, and is functionally the same game with a new coat of paint. Got it on sale so it was very worth it.
Posted 25 June, 2022.
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7.0 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
The tragic fate of this game is infamous. All the hard work of a development studio that clearly loves the franchise and put their all into recreating it, suddenly getting forced to halt all development because Victor Miller, who never wanted anything to do with the Friday the 13th series, suddenly wants full rights for himself and popped a lawsuit for it.
They were about ready to drop the Jason X content too, and now we'll never officially get it. At least you can still play the game since it's Peer-to-Peer.
Posted 24 June, 2022.
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5.7 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
The REAL Duke Nukem Forever, by way of isekai-DLC.
(See also: my old Bulletstorm review.)
Posted 8 June, 2022. Last edited 9 June, 2022.
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138.4 hrs on record (88.2 hrs at review time)
For those who had feared that the utterly broken WWE 2K20 was the new standard, let it be known than your fears can be laid to rest. 2K22 is a grand step in the right direction, and is very fun indeed as well.
Sure, a mono-name Youtube channel that I won't name may try to fearmonger about how horrible the game is, but that's something to be ignored. I will say, though, you should get a powerful PC to run this.
Posted 8 June, 2022.
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95.1 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
After so many years of only being present on Sony consoles, the PC crowd was finally allowed to witness the glory of the Yakuza series with the release of Yakuza 0, the prequel detailing how Kiryu and Majima got their starts back in the Japan of the '80s.

With a different tale for both protagonists, following them as they struggle to get out of - or back into - the life of crime, immensely satisfying gameplay - with some of the best combat in generations - and some of the smoothest framerates I've seen in my life, it's no surprise to find that Yakuza 0 is very well deserving of all the praise it gets.

I am not exaggerating in any way, shape or form when I say that it's easily in my top 5 of the greatest games I've ever played.
Play it for yourself- you won't regret it.
Posted 1 February, 2020.
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