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Whenever I see a female drinking something like water or coffee it makes me so unimaginably horny. I can't help but fantasize about how the liquid will travel through her body, be filtered by her kidneys, and transform into hot piss. That very same glass of water she's holding in front if me will soon become hot golden frothy nectar, expelled straight from her vagina. Sometimes I drive past a Starbucks and aggressively masturbate as I watch girls sip on their coffee. That dark caffeinated brew just waiting to be turned into her sweet urine gives me earth shattering orgasms. I often envy liquids for this very reason. It's gotten to the point where the sheer sight of a faucet is enough to cause an erection, knowing that it carries the piss fuel for females. My mind instantaneously imagines a girl with a full colon of pee running to the toilet in desperation, sitting down, and letting a geyser of hot fragrant, golden nectar erupt out of her uterus.

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