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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 3:08am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 3:49am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 10:05am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 1:31pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 3:15am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:50am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 2:41pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 4:56am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 6:45am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:08am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:25am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 9:44am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 10:23am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2020 @ 11:06am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 10:49am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2020 @ 10:35am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2020 @ 10:44am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 11:20am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 12:51pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 7:26am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 7:47am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 8:30am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 8:34am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 3:25am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:12am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:14am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 9:03am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 9:07am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 6:59am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 10:38am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 9:10am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 10:30am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 10:55am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2020 @ 12:23pm