As soon as Qiro passed the threshold of the bathroom door, a potent odor of tangy orange wafted into his nasal cavity, causing him slight nausea. It is possible that the bathroom's volatile scents tampered with Qiro's even-temperedness, as he then pledged revenge against Bed Bath and Beyond for the affront to pleasant ofactoric experiences committed by the corporation.

Several Days later...

Qiro strutted through a lofty gate into an airy atrium. The potency of the lobby's air was so strong that Qiro's head still spun despite donning a gas mask ripped from a retired hazmat suit. Oversaturated smells of minty linen fuelled Qiro's rage as he pulled out his P90 and started unleashing his pent-up fury in bullet form.
Qiro aimed for the crowds of grey suits which quickly dispersed. As a result, he only managed to inflict miniscule damage (about 10-15 ) on his nose's assultors; for QIro lacked training in the art of recoil control and failed to realize the effectiveness of aiming down to reduce spread.
Due to this fatal oversight and his lack of CSGO experience, Qiro perished shortly after unleashing his bullet-barrage, as Bed Bath and Beyond's guards doused him in several cans of orange air freshener in a cruel twist of fate, resulting in his suffocation.

Qiro's herioic story teaches us to take up arms against oppressive scent corporations in order to protect what we hold dear - our olfactory bulbs .

(Contributors: Kyle Lattanzio of Andover Mass, Sam D, Raymond, Evan)