Oioi! Alright lads! I'm Kieth C-untabout, Love a drink, love a bit of banter, love a tear up. I was down London yesterday for all that bollocks. I'll be honest, I'm not really politically engaged, I don't really follow the news, I ain't got the brain for it since I fell out of a shopping trolley when I was 3. I'll tell you what though, I don't like that waffley blonde bird who's Prime Minister! What's her name? Borissia? She needs to get a haircut, Lose about a 3 stone, stop chuntering on about nonsense. Even then, even if you had your beer goggles on, you wouldn't wanna f-uck it would you!? I was down London yesterday strolling around, I've stopped to have a sprinkle. Some pervy w-ankers taking a photo of me innit, F-UCKING LIBERTY! He's shouting about desecrating memorials, All I know is that when you gotta go you gotta go innit! Ain't even allowed to take a p-iss these days without some f-ucking snowflake getting offended! Anyway there was a lot of angry people about, lots of riot police, and I can't lie I LOVE A F-UCKING TEAR UP. Police standing there with their riot gear? They're looking for it iney? And if they want it the can f-ucking well get it! I've gone up to one I've landed a f-ucking peach of a right hook on his helmet, he's acted like he ain't bothered, and today, I can't move my fingers, but its about letting them know who the f-ucking big boy is innit! End of the day I pay for the police outta by taxes, If I wanna have a straightner with one of them, I'm f-ucking well entitled to. Couple'o lads doing Nazi salutes, I joined in, bit of a giggle innit, put the ind up a few f-ucking snowflakes, I'm back home by 7, I walked in n the wifes serving the dinner up, quite right too. There's nothing worse you've been out all day making a prick of yourself, you come home and there's no f-ucking food on the table! Anyway, Have a nice Sunday, i'm off to burn something at the bottom of my garden, and hit my kids. STAY SAFE, BE LUCKY!!!