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To describe this game, imagine a game where you think it's super serious but then when you actually play it realise how barmy it actually is. For instance this game has a historical depiction of medieval Europe as well as parts of Africa and Asia but in actually, this doesn't quite play out, it can get rather ludicrous. In this game with the correct dlc, you can reform paganism to allow an Female-led, incestuous, polygamous kingdoms, which wreaks havoc in Multiplayer games to the point I was banned from Scandinavia.

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It says something about a game when it is referred commonly on UK Divorces. I mean I may not have helped, I've been married 7 times, have 8 children but in my eyes making the Footballing Utopia of Latvia is the only commitment worth my time. As far as I see it, it's like scouting out some talent and then recruiting them but when they demand too much playing time, run down their contract and pick up another one.

Latvian football will conquer all, I hope 10/10

My wife left me and took the kids over this, apparently her Latino lover Santiago was willing offer more than managing to consistently PUing France as England before 1490. Also, I may have remortgaged the house in order to pay for the dlcs but who needs a house when you have a British focus tree.

10/10 Never liked her anyway, Maria Theresa of Austria is my one true love.

Screw you Santiago :¬)

Played all of the Total Games bar the Warhammers and I can say this is refreshing to the franchise. The Dynastic mode is a lovely wacky addition.

Meh, it's alright

This is the only game I'm aware of that I can bayonet the enemy whilst listening to Bonjovi delivering a sermon...


'cos living on a prayer

10/10 We're more than half way there

There are no muskets.....