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Halo 2 demo?

Panzermadels is a game that I had very high expectations for, and sadly it didn't live up to those at all.
First off the characters are pretty stereotypical, you have your tsunderes, danderes and a yandere, overall I really dont mind the characters, their personalities are cute and fairly likeable. Panzermadels' story is servicable, for a game that call itself a "tank dating simulator" it does just that but at the same time replaces the actual tanks with lame anime girls... what a bummer. Gameplay wise Panzermadels isn't the greatest, mainly because they aren't tanks and are actually anime girls, which is fine I guess but it's kind of clickbaity, for a dating sim it's pretty average and doesn't offer anything out of the norm which is good but at the smae time pretty uninspiring. What makes me give this game a low score is that, you can't actually date tanks which is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lame but also that you can't ♥♥♥♥ the girls, WHAT THE HECK, Like it's a dating sim and since all women are evil I rely on these games for most of my dating and s e x. Whilst playing this all I wanted to do was ♥♥♥♥ the girls, just plow my ♥♥♥♥ into their bums but that never happened. I cried. On the brightside while I did my playthrough of Panzermadels I realized that as I got closer to the end of this epic tale I could feel my body attempting to evolve, this was the closest experience I've had to becoming a being of pure energy. Despite that I still can't jerk my ♥♥♥♥ to the anime girls so uhh... It's trash. Also you die in the end :)

touched the rat

*gof

Buger od

Great mechanics, extremely fun to play with friends, flawed story.
8/10

game is good i like much