Lodethebig
Roro   Netherlands
 
 
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A ♥♥♥♥
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

In my bed
counting stars on my ceiling
before I paint it red
In my mess
spawn a new face on my head
I will not regret

When I feel lost
man I swear to god
I don’t feel my brain
last chance
I won’t be coming back
will they understand, understand
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2,583 Hours played
EDIT: After 1772 extra hours of playime, Steam asked me if I would like to change my review, the answer is no. You'll get sucked into this game thinking that it is fun and games. It's not that the game is addicting, it's just that there are no decent alternatives.

War Thunder is basically the intellectual version of the FPS games that all the stupid children and mongoloid brains play. Instead of just being based purely on twitch "skills" which require as much intellectual ability as closing popup spam windows, in War Thunder you have to use at least some tactics and strategy. FPS games are like playing Pong on high speed. War Thunder is like playing chess.

The art of gaming is simply dead for big brains. 20 years ago there were tons of games that required brainpower because PC gaming back then was by nerds and for nerds, but then the corporate suits took over and were like "broaden the appeal to we can make more sales" so everything got dumbed down to the lowest common denominator.

My GF asked me if I was "having fun" playing War Thunder, and I looked at her like she was a f*cking r*tard to even consider that sentence a valid question. I don't have FUN playing War Thunder. This game routinely pisses me off and makes me rage. However, when I stomp the entire enemy team and crush them so utterly I can hear the lamentations of their mothers, I feel satisfaction.

I spent weeks grinding for Operation Winter. The vikings had a word for this. They called it Valhalla. Endless war. Endless combat. Knowing only victory and death. Bathing in the blood of your enemies. You get 15 kills and bask in glory and rewards, and think: what should I do now? Should I get in my Honda Fit and tour the local strip mall for my Triumph? Should I microwave some tendies and throw myself a great Feast? But there is only one option. There is only ever one option. To Battle!

Various cultures have alternatively described the gameplay loop of War Thunder as their vision of Heaven or Hell. It is both.


Original review:
Avoid this game if you dont like spending obscene amounts of time and money into getting to the modern tanks. It simply is not worth it. And if you do decide to play it, avoid Germany. At lower BR you will get stomped by russia and at higher tier the abrams and F4J spam is impossible to play against. Also unlocking a tank and realising you need to play multiple games just to have the ability to repair your gun is just one of the worst game mechanics I have ever seen.

On top of that, Gaijin is adding premium tanks and planes without considering the current state of the game, leaving already existing planes and tanks (especially the ones that have been in the game for a while) at a major disadvantage.
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Entity_builder 4 Feb @ 11:08am 
retardation is a mild term compared to the state of this guys brain
creampieguys - pon0 24 Nov, 2024 @ 1:29pm 
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.
creampieguys - pon0 4 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13am 
i love this guys shmeat
Salad 12 Jun, 2024 @ 1:06pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Gonzalo 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm 
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dino__serenity 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:22am 
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