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OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:48am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 6:19am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 1:16am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 1:37am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 1:53am

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 2:08am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 4:39am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2017 @ 7:13am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 4:56am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 5:13am

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 5:40am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 5:54am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 8:00am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 9:01am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 9:18am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 9:24am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 4:39am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:25am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 6:58am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:26am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 5:53am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 4:39am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:17am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.