Mathematics deals exclusively with the relations of concepts
to each other without consideration of their relation to experience.
-- Albert Einstein
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If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
-- Freeman Dyson
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Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I've
got magic aaargh."
-- Magic armour is not all it's cracked up to be.
(Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times)
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You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice
lived such interesting lives.

-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry
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I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --
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<james> Are we going to make an emacs out of apt?
APT - Debian in a program. It even does your laundry
-- Seen on #Debian
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