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These 11 Midwest slang terms are sure to bring all Midwesterners back to their childhood, especially if they have since moved away. They're also guaranteed to put a smile on anyone's face, no matter where they came from.

1. Schnookered
This might be the most appropriate slang term of all time. Meaning, well, drunk or inebriated, "schnookered" is the ultimate onomatopoeia. Next time I have more than one glass of wine with dinner, I'm going to pull this Midwestern slang out of my back pocket for sure.

2. Tough Tomatoes
Meaning tough luck, "tough tomatoes" is much more fun to say. Aside from the alliteration of the double T's, equating someone's bad fortune with an unripe red fruit is way more appealing than with luck, because those tomatoes will soon turn ripe and therefore, un-tough. That luck is sure to turn around!

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⢸⠀⠀⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⠀⠃⠀⢈
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠾⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣶⣤⣀
⠀⣠⡾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠤⢤⣤⣄⠀⠈⠙⢿⣦
⣸⡏⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⣸⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷
⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠙⠳⢦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠈⢳⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿
⢹⣿⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠳⠶⠶⠿⠋⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣶⣶⣦⡀
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠉⠙⣿⣧
⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿
⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣶⣶⣿⡿
⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠁