JFK Shot First
Goon   United States
 
 
Alright you sunuvabitch, I'm in.

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Proud Unboxer of not just one, not two, but three Nebula Universal Translators!



(if you can't tell, everything written here, is completely ironic. Only a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ would read this and think it's unironic)
Currently Online
Favorite Group
IhateAngus - Public Group
Do I know Angus? Yeah fuck that guy!
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0
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4
Online
6
In Chat
Favorite Group
Fempyro says Pee Gang - Public Group
FEMPYRO SAYS PEE GANG
9
Members
2
In-Game
7
Online
3
In Chat
Favorite Game
4.6
Hours played
9
Achievements
Review Showcase
4.6 Hours played
literally the best of both worlds, it's day of defeat and jurrassic park. 10/10 would meme with again
Salien Stats
Level Reached
4
Bosses Fought
0

Experience Earned
4,835
Items Up For Trade
4,366
Items Owned
3,822
Trades Made
55,816
Market Transactions
7300 keys pure or 8000 in halloween/end of the line effects.
Items Up For Trade
4,366
Items Owned
3,822
Trades Made
55,816
Market Transactions
Milly shoes - 25 keys a pop :)
Awards Showcase
x2
x1
3
Awards Received
10
Awards Given
Completionist Showcase
Recent Activity
45 hrs on record
last played on 29 Dec
426 hrs on record
last played on 29 Dec
2,035 hrs on record
last played on 28 Dec
Candace <3 24 Dec @ 11:26am 
added!
Jeremy Fragrance 5 Apr @ 3:35pm 
The "gay boy" you punched in the hall today? He deep throated the ♥♥♥♥ out of five ♥♥♥♥♥ all at once last night. That girl you called a slut in class today? She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her horse. The boy you called lame? Yeah, he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ rn. That girl you pushed down the other day? She has a Barbie™️ Ken doll stuck in her vagina. That girl you called fat? She managed to eat seventeen Big Mac™️ burgers in one sitting. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He contracted ligma.
千乇尺卂ㄥ 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03pm 
You had the bounty,... greed is not always good.
bat soop 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:14am 
[Intro: Cop]
Hey that's against the law! You're comin with me

[Chorus: Peter Griffin]
Can't touch me, can't touch me
Ju- Ju- Ju- Ju- Just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sister's teat, can't touch me!
You can't touch me!
[Interlude: Adam West, Peter Griffin & Cleveland Brown]
What in God's name is he doing?
You can't touch me!
I believe that's The Worm
Stop, Peter time!

[Verse 1: Peter Griffin]
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Can't touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, can't touch me!
ThatGuy BUYING MP9'S Velk.ca 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:52pm 
i think your info is unironic fight me
76561199075405945 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm 
half rep flet and jfk sometimes trolls me... and i feel like i want to kill myself tbh