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Daedran 8 Apr @ 7:43pm 
Is that bedsheet warm? Saw a sale for one of them for 10.99 plus tax at my local walmart...
beamerstork 5 Apr @ 10:25am 
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Andante™ 27 Mar @ 2:12pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Andante™ 15 Mar @ 11:50am 
-This is my ONLY profile. make sure it is lvl 27 with a 1 year service badge.-
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beamerstork 6 Mar @ 5:56pm 
+rep
really cool dude at first, we got real close after playing csgo and some comp, we exchanged discords and he starting chatting me more aggressive. at first it was just weird , then it just got explicit man sent me videos of him slapping his 9 inch shlong on my profile picture.he somehow got ahold of my address and used it as blackmail to get whimper audios out of me. then one day i was coming back from school, i saw a familiar face standing infront of my home with a chevy express 2500 with the plate ending in 484 i just started walking into my home and dude grabbs me by the ♥♥♥♥ and drags me into his van where i am writing this message pls help.
Goond 4 Mar @ 12:13pm 
This a real ♥♥♥♥♥ + rep:steammocking:
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nuhtan 27 Feb @ 9:07pm 
:aunope:
Andante™ 24 Feb @ 7:34pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear saying to me violently "mmm Daddy i love the way your ear tastes, it is like my♥♥♥♥♥♥, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg, as he yelped like a cowgirl and said "pucker up buttercup were going for a ride". I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
Daedran 24 Feb @ 7:33pm 
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Voro 23 Feb @ 8:12pm 
go outside ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lol
KinkyKermit 10 Feb @ 7:40am 
hey ''buddy'' , you had 5 kills in 15 rounds, went mid every round and died. When i confronted you about it, you started talking :csgo_dead::csgo_dead::csgo_dead::csgo_dead:, went afk and left bomb in spwn. Throwing in my book. Glad i blocked you and i'll never see you on my team :) I don't remember asking for much, stay w/ us, maybe frag a lil and mostly get carried. Which seems like a normal thing 4 you.
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Skye 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11pm 
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Dirty Dan 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:48pm 
can i have my dildo back??
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Cowboy Derry 13 Mar, 2018 @ 7:32pm 
+rep prefers triss - one hardcore ♥♥♥♥♥
sweg 26 Jan, 2018 @ 3:04pm 
finna let a ♥♥♥♥♥ grab his finga yall know what i mean yeet
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f1 11 Feb, 2017 @ 9:31pm 
I know your really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay
rawr 11 Feb, 2017 @ 9:23pm 
im really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay
dog 18 Aug, 2016 @ 8:08am 
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f1 15 Jul, 2016 @ 1:54pm 
👻👻
f1 15 Jul, 2016 @ 1:54pm 
Snow he's mine
rawr 15 Jul, 2016 @ 12:34pm 
👟
f1 15 Jul, 2016 @ 11:00am 
Babe
f1 10 Jun, 2016 @ 10:10pm 
♥♥♥♥ me hard
dog 25 Apr, 2016 @ 5:31pm 
RAAAAAAGGHHH *crash glass break*
rawr 18 Apr, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
ok
RealNiggas 18 Apr, 2016 @ 3:47pm 
im gonna pillage ur ass and ur vaginal region WILL LEAK BLOOD FROM THE TEARS IN UR ASS
rawr 17 Apr, 2016 @ 4:36pm 
vape god
RealNiggas 17 Apr, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
daddy
rawr 16 Apr, 2016 @ 9:01am 
BOI
sweg 14 Apr, 2016 @ 6:42pm 
*inhalation* boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
rawr 14 Apr, 2016 @ 12:28pm 
s u c
Vesper 13 Apr, 2016 @ 4:46pm 
SUK SUK ME
( o )( o )SUK 13 Apr, 2016 @ 2:47pm 
ME NO SUK SUK
Vesper 13 Apr, 2016 @ 12:40pm 
suCcc
rawr 13 Apr, 2016 @ 12:34pm 
No succ succ
Vesper 13 Apr, 2016 @ 12:01pm 
No u succcd her
rawr 13 Apr, 2016 @ 7:49am 
she succ me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( o )( o )SUK 12 Apr, 2016 @ 4:37pm 
penis???
Vesper 12 Apr, 2016 @ 2:47pm 
same
sweg 12 Apr, 2016 @ 2:35pm 
cheater noob can onoly win in a team 0f 7 spraying the LMG
( o )( o )SUK 11 Feb, 2016 @ 9:22pm 
is it hot in here??
rawr 11 Feb, 2016 @ 1:32pm 
suh bro
Vesper 11 Feb, 2016 @ 1:30pm 
Idk man his is fun size
Raisa 11 Feb, 2016 @ 1:30pm 
not as small as mine.

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Vesper 11 Feb, 2016 @ 1:27pm 
shadow has a small vagina