See it's been scientifically proven that reptile ♥♥♥ is slightly warmer than human ♥♥♥, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the reptile’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts. This applies to both reptile and dragon ♥♥♥. Human ♥♥♥ tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon ♥♥♥ tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Fet balle 8/10

YOU’VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.

-rep retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥, PLAY YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROLE NEXT TIME YOU USELESS SWEDISH PIECE OF TRASH, I HOPE YOU ARE GONNA DIE WITH YOUR WHOLE RETARDED AND INCESTUOUS FAMILLY. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF RETARDED PEOPLE LIKE YOU PLAYING POS3 WITH POS1 BUILD, ♥♥♥♥ OFF AND DIE SICK OF CANCER YOU BRAINDEAD NUT SIZED BRAIN ♥♥♥♥. I HOPE YOUR FAMILLY WILL DIE SICK OF CANCER AND U HAVE TO SEE THEM ALL DYING THEN YOU DIE SICK OF CANCER ♥♥♥♥ HEAD. RETARDED PIECE OF TRASH! BRAINLESS ♥♥♥♥

-rep hard lane retarded ♥♥♥♥